I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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