Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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