That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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