I cockslap morals
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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