awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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