Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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