weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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