so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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