My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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