Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
last night I used snow as a chaser
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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