he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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