i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Nicole vs. Life
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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