Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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