i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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