And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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