How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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