I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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