I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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