he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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