I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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