the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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