i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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