i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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