yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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