Me too!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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