I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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