I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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