Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
