You made me cry and you don't even care
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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