***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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