Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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