He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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