i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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