You work out of a Hotel?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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