whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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