Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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