Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just high enough for therapy.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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