she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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