Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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