my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Randomize
