do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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