That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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