Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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