i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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