I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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