Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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