At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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