Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize