Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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