Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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