Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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you inspire me to be a worse person
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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