all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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