No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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